Sweeter Sides of Life

Tastier

Boy Friend is like a chocolate, "Taste good always."
Girl Friend is like Pizza, Hot and Spicy, "Delicious anytime."
Wife is like the refrigerated left overs, "Eaten when no choice."
Husband is like a cooled off Tea in a cup, "Headache on sip."

Wise Saying

Your money gets transferred faster than lightning when you marry.

For unmarried only

Happy Independence Day

Law of Double Jeopardy

The Law does not permit a man to marry a second woman.
The Law cannot punish a man twice for the same offence!